Smash the Pastryarchy!

The Design

Ladies and gentlemen, we live in a pastryarchal society. Too long have our ethical treats (Vegan! Fair trade! Organic!) been treated like second-class citizens, while the buttery egg messes of the baking world run wild… Well, we at T.O.F.U. say “no more!”

Smash the pastryarchy!

The Shirt

This design was printed for the 2011 T.O.F.U. tour in a limited quantity. At this point, there are no plans for a second run. All shirts are made in Canada from a cotton and hemp blend. They have been pre-washed, but shrinkage may occur.

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