Vegan dating made easy… or sleazy?
“Let her know that you are really interested in her. You really don’t have to follow a vegan girl’s belief in order to charm her.”
Wow, this just made my life goal a lot easier. Thank you Internet for your wonderful advice!
So many questions. Did a child write that? Was it even proof-read? Why is there a swingers link in the middle of a sentence? Can the word “vegan” be substituted with any other word? “Know the one thing that martian girls hate. Women are already complicated, more so if she is a martian girl. A martian girl is very sensitive when it comes to her diet and the environment.” Does the author know what a vegan actually is? Why did she just keep repeating herself? Why are you reading creepy articles on how to woo vegan girls?
Twitter made me do it.
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I think it’s basically just a blog written to increase search engine hits, which means extra ad income for the company. By no means do I think it’s a great article, but I do plan on taking every single word and living by it from here on in. Today is the start of my new life as the Tof-ooer. Does that work as well as it does in my head?
No. However, I would like to follow your progress as you travel down this very sketchy road. It would make a great How Not To article.
My favourite part is “Take her to a date that she likes.” Maybe that has been my problem! I keep taking vegan girls to dates they don’t like! It all seems so SIMPLE now.
Wait, I thought going to the Keg would be a great idea?!?
Don’t girls, vegan or not, only eat salads anyway?
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